May 2012
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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“The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an...”
– Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Things I've eaten in the past 15 minutes
A bowl of milk and cheerios two squares of salty ghirardelli chocolate (with almonds) a glass of carrot juice three handfuls of xtra cheddar goldfish a mug of ‘african nectar’ tea ok
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
kanayafempreg: gandalf-the-gray: meimrr: puridan: puridan: I will never not find this video hilarious reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious yep OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG it’s bACK JESUS CHRIST
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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elizabethkate replied to your post: elizabethkate replied to… he’s not a hot french boy. STILL RELEVANT
May 25th
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elizabethkate replied to your post: elizabethkate replied to… If there’s any hot French boys after I’m done there, you can have them. Hi Veronica.
May 25th
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elizabethkate replied to your post: elizabethkate replied to your post: ALL THE… okay I’ll take the trip to France and you can take my tickets. Bring me back a hot french boyfriend
May 25th
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elizabethkate replied to your post: ALL THE CONCERTS I WANT TO SEE ARE IN JULY. you can’t complain you will be in fucking FRANCE But foxy shazam and childish gambino and taking back sunday
May 25th
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speak now or forever hold your peace in pieces
May 25th
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ALL THE CONCERTS I WANT TO SEE ARE IN JULY.
Why though 
May 25th
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May 24th
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
May 24th
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sometimes I really, really don't like artists.
May 24th
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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
pallidmoon: God bless drag queens. God bless the drag queens
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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ListenRelevant
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
stfuconservatives: breanieswordvomit: -The logic of most of the Republican party Sent to me from sister - god, I love her! Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
May 19th
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